CUMROCKETCAT
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Certified lunar nuisance

CUMROCKETCAT

Orange tabby cat in black sunglasses riding a dripping silver and red rocket

One cat. One filthy rocket. No return ticket.

The cat on its dripping rocket skimming the grey lunar surface past traffic cones, Earth and moon in the sky

Flight Habits

He treats ignition like a morning commute and the moon like reserved parking.

  • Cool Grip

    Four paws stay planted through every terrible decision.

  • Night Lenses

    Black shades remain on past atmosphere and common sense.

  • Messy Engine

    The silver rocket leaves white drips and orange fire.

Moonbound Routine

Every night, he leaves Earth just after the satellites clock in. The glasses stay on through launch, vacuum, and the awkward part near the moon. He does not steer around craters; he selects one. By sunrise, the rocket is cooling on grey dust, the tail is still dripping, and one paw is already claiming the best rock.

Flight Notes

Known details from the least supervised launch in orbit.

  • Ticker

    $CUMROCKETC

  • Rider

    Orange tabby, permanently overdressed.

  • Route

    Earth to moon, diagonally.

  • Fuel

    Questionable, bright, extremely loud.

  • Cargo

    Sunglasses and unreasonable confidence.

  • Arrival

    Before anyone approves it.

By sunrise, the rocket is cooling on grey dust, the tail is still dripping, and one paw is already claiming the best rock.